Have you guys ever had sex on a construction site? Well, that's what I've been doing the last two days. Not exactly...but, we are under a major remodel and when I've partied during the day it sounds like a herd of elephants are walking on the roof and 10,000 people are banging on the walls. I guess it does drown out the moans and screams for the rest of the house, but it's a little crazy. It got really hot in my room this afternoon while I was in a party so I opened my sliding glass door to let some air in and there were five construction workers staring back at me. I guess they got a little sneak peak...I should have asked them to come join us, but my client was a little too shy for that. Maybe tomorrow, I'll have an adventurous customer. A girl can hope right...? Tonight's parties are quieter, no construction noise, just the sounds of good old fashion fu*king. The way it should be...

Night...